This is not the Jez article about Hefner’s death that matters. This one was probably written years ago with blanks to quickly fill in for time and manner of death and a quick blurb about what his family said.

I’m not going to lie if those were ever to be published I would read the shit out of those scrapbooks.

Check out Holly Madison’s first book. It’s a quick but fascinating read.

My dad also stacks of Playboys out in the open for curious 6 year old kids find. I’m sorry.

I got yeast infection just reading this. Ugh

I blame about 40-60% of my childhood trauma on Hugh Hefner so I can’t say that I’m in mourning. My father thought it was a funny and novel idea to tack pictures of Playboy centerfolds in the bathrooms at our summer cabin, so every time I had to pee I would be staring down a voluptuous bunny giving me a come hither…

Erections everywhere semi-chubbing at half mast today.

Whatever else may be said about Hefner, his contribution to American journalism through the mid 1980s remains impressive.

He’s with Bill’s soul, now.

I hate you for that second image.

Maybe some very specific people who were looking for a half live action half computer rendered version of Fern Gully?

There have been a few attempts to modernize the costume that have been a little less revealing, but the bustier has been more iconic and enduring.

I’m pretty sure this is the 12th article that I have read titled “James Cameron is a Dick” and they have all delivered.
Never seen Titanic. Avatar was ridiculous (Unobtanium?!?!?) and looks so bad when it is on tv - they just look like cartoons.

If it helps, you can actually combine them into one category - James Cameron’s Avatar Boner.

And to say Linda wasn’t considered sexy in T2 is false. She was gorgeous in her own way, and lots of guys who grew up in that time think so as wel. Fuck off, James!

I can’t decide what I care about less:

I remember looking at my watch and thinking, “That iceberg better show up soon.” My teens only knew the movie through memes so against my will we watched it (on 2 VHS tapes!) not too long ago and it was just as bad as I remembered.

“she was wearing a kind of bustier costume that was very form-fitting.”

Y’all fucked up by letting your #2 investigative reporter get away. No one investigates #2 like Feinberg.