::Cue the Hallelujah Chorus::

I know that, but the renovation part in a totally different country is real. Extra dramatized, but the differences are interesting. Also I just like seeing inside houses in different places. Except the resort and vacation home ones they’re frequently all the same.

Honestly how many houses in Waco could there possibly be? Eventually the market has to get saturated with their identical designs and there isn’t other stock to sell/redecorate.

They actually just announced a deal with Target within the last couple of weeks.

I’ve never seen an ass clock, let alone a huge one. I should tune in!

nope, I immediately went to “big deal with K-Mart.” I can’t tell if that makes me an optimist or not.

#teamwalls

And with today’s news, the bottom has fallen out of the “giant, wheeled, bisected posters of houses” market.

What???? You just don’t know how to handle your fixer upper. All you have to do is knock down every wall that doesn’t enclose a bedroom or bathroom, reroute all your home’s ducting, wiring, and plumbing, refinish the entire exterior, spend $20k on landscaping, shiplap, shiplap, shiplap, and you’re done. Easy peasy.

I fell in mad love with Jason Bateman because of Valerie.

Kinja needs other options for flagging posts, and this makes me think one of them should be “I’m concerned for this poster’s mental health.”

“You know what I’m going to do when I’m president?” He asked, begging for ideas or direction.

You... You know, Howard’s not here... right?

mary poppins, fool.

“You know what I’m going to do when I’m president?

Also if you want to start a conversation about systems of power and control how about you paint a depiction of two dogs fighting. Oh - I guess that would require actual talent.

WOOO I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FEMALE ROBBIN HOOD, LETS DO THIS SHIT.

“If you want a hearing, you better shut up,”

Me either. I can find something on ASOS for under $100 that looks better. I think everyone was just obsessed with her butt.