There are, however, very attractive foxes

Her loss. That sounds DIVINE

...mom?

Wait it was MAKEUP? I was thinking it was slightly harsh of Bey to send back some... gold plated pacificers? or whatever but yeah ditching a shitty gift is more than fine

^^^ This. Buried the lede imho

Kelly, SAME re: maternity clothes. Except I was super blessed to receive the few pieces I have as hand me downs. I did buy some transitional pieces that’ll be cute post-birth too. But I only think I’m gonna do this pregnancy thing maybe one more time and the options are crappy and expensive, especially if you hate…

It’s my husband’s birthday so that’s worth celebrating

This sounds perfect, thank you!

This is trumps future if he doesn’t quit or get impeached/if we all don’t die in nuclear war

Aww that’s a great story! See we just KNOW ;)

 I’m also baffled by the ubiquity of those minions. Why are they everywhere? Why do old people constantly share them on trouble memes that have nothing to do with the movie?

Oh that’s cool, I didn’t know that!

Ok it’s been probably 10 years since I read the book and this reference is entirely lost on me

I just take my ibuprofen and tylenol and suffer I guess. Let the mental state of bliss from being on horseback distract you from your awful uterus.

 If you think this jeweler seems sketch, I’d trust your gut. Mr Snap had a hell of a time with my engagement ring - they broke one stone, did shoddy placement that needed repaired twice, were kindof dicks. And this is a long-standing local business. I love the ring... he stopped feeling bitter after five years or so

Re: the cast - SAME

I can’t get past the title of that movie. Is the driver a baby? Is it about someone who has a baby shuttle service? And the words themselves sound strange together.

The first time Mr Snap and I tried to date, it didn’t work out. Sometimes it would be good, and sometimes it would just be awkward and we weren’t clicking. So we broke up... and by that I mean he dumped me. But he was so kind and respectful about it, and we’d only dated about 3 months, that though I was heartbroken…

Gross but effective!

In particular, another man having influence his progeny. “Who’s That Man” is similar