i’m too lazy to leaf through them for you, but you could browse my pinterest board dedicated to hats. https://www.pinterest.com/emhopp/hats/

did he feel more secure because he was armed with a golf club? :)

a substitute teacher I once worked with was famous for her “crocodile story.” she was on vaca in florida and some man decided to climb a fence and go into a restricted area. they all said NO BAD IDEA but he still did it. he was walking along and I think couldn’t see the crocodile? and the sub teacher and the other…

my mom has an insane story of how a cow made her have a breech baby. years and years ago my parents farmed and they had one breed of cow that was particularly ornery. and one ornery breed cow had just had a calf, and was thus even more ornery. (ornerier?) my mom need to go check some baby calves umbilical stumps for…

does this mean I shouldn’t have honked at the two turkeys who got in my way on Friday afternoon? I did get a little nervous when they gobbled at me and I definitely rolled the window back up!

when I was younger my dad had buffalo and occasionally would need to leave their pen’s gate open for a minute so he could drive in with a fresh bale of hay. so he would tell me or my sister or brother to “guard the gate.” i always hated it. HEY DAD THIS ANIMAL IS VERY LARGE AND IF IT TRULY WANTED TO ESCAPE I COULD NOT…

coconut oil can be comedogenic... you’re safer using hempseed oil. hempseed oil is considered one of the safest to put on your face.

that makes me curious, have you put any other oils on your face? every time someone mentions using an oil and getting good results I wonder if its specific to that oil or if they just had dry skin and any oil would have worked. what do you think?

oh man i want this treatment on my butt so bad... WHY ONLY THE CHIN!!!!!!! (actually this is a moot point as i’m sure it’s a gazillion dollars.)

pale skin and dark hair? get on groupon right now! you are the perfect candidate for laser hair removal. but i should also say that i don’t know how pcos interacts with hair growth or interferes with lasering...

stupid menthol is stupid.

arbonne?

I got good results from lotioning my lips. ymmv.

homemade balms. beeswax plus oil equals balm.

that is really strange, but it also makes me curious. do you ever lotion your lips and what kind of results did you get?

vaseline is supposedly too large a molecule to absorb into your skin. it sits on the surface but does not absorb. it definitely will prevent evaporation, if you had any water molecules in the surface of your skin they won’t leave, but the barrier works both ways so no new water molecules can make their way into your…

you can melt some beeswax into your coconut oil for a thicker product. This blogger did some experiments to see how various ratios worked out http://www.humblebeeandme.com/quick-guide-co…

weird pneumonia from inhaling any type of oil like particles or inhaling the ones found in vaseline? It’s super easy to make a salve out of beeswax and oil and I thought that might be healthier for you, then I realized it would still be a form of oil and I was disappointed.

this won’t work for people whose hair is a lot darker than their skin, but I’ve found that a men’s beard trimmer without a guard is lovely for removing hair. it does NOT get the hair flat to the skin like shaving does. it leaves about a millimeter or so of hair on your skin. which ofr me is ok. the fact that this…

these thingies are good for buns. they are like a really big bobby pin. http://www.sallybeauty.com/Magic-Grip-Hai…