Talent recognizes talent. Big Bear approves.

When I was in high school, we went to see a play at a local theatre. It was winter, so I got a cup of hot apple cider. I sipped from the rim of the cup and thought, “this is kind of boring.” But then I got one of those little double-barreled straws (maybe it was actually meant for stirring coffee?) and sipped through…

BrianD. You recommended my post? Even though what I wrote was by all accounts pretty dickish? Your gesture of goodwill has humbled me and caused me to reflect on my life choices.

I am sure there is something...comic books, cars, guns, whatever...that you enjoy and talk about with like-minded people.

Wait. WAIT. I think you done fucked up, son.

*slow clap*

Ah, popmous. Deadmau5’s more Swiftian alter ego.

Oh man. Watching this actually made me tear up a little. She did the right thing and got the worst result possible. I’m so glad her teammates showed her their love and support, because I’m sure she needed it in that moment.

Please write more.

This is the truth.

I went to France at the end of February. One of my favorite parts of my vacation was being able to walk into a grocery store and pick up 250ml bottles of Chimay (the blue label) for like 2 Euro each, which at the time was basically 2 bucks. If I want a 750ml here, I’m paying somewhere between 11 and 13 dollars. Chimay…

+1 good and cold circle

You’re powerless, beholden to the whims of people who often have no more qualification to give instruction than “I’m bigger than you” and spend much of your day doing tedious, repetitive tasks because the bigger-than-you people forced you to

I have to disagree with this, for several reasons.

Whoa, what the fuck? You have said a horrible thing. You should apologize.

Or the right ones . . . ?

There goddamn well should be.

Still okay — the “s” in “maths” is the first s. Now if you guys called it “mathses” or some shit like that, well.

The problem with your complaint is that the Boston accent is ancillary to the joke, not the joke itself.

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