Pilots. Callsigns. No one knows them by any other name.

Crazy, right?

The Chinese are going to build a bunch of islands in the Sea of Tranquility and declare the moon their territorial waters.

I just binged For All Mankind. It’s incredible how similar this situation is to the show.

All of this for some cheese. Goddamn disgrace.

So we’re going to be doing For All Mankind, but for real, and with China.  Nifty.

Even the funniest guy on Earth can’t make conservative American political comedy work.  The material never coheres into anything but name calling and “kids these days” type grandpa rants. 

Ahhh... the Jon Lovitz method.  Brilliant.

Back when AVClub was still as clever as The Onion, they would have put the photo of the Worst Person You Know meme up for this newswire bit rather than Schneider’s putrid mug.

“Hmmm, my entire career has been based on Adam Sandler’s charity, and that well is only so deep these days, and I’m getting older and taking way less calls than the few I used to get... what can I do here? I know, I’ll go full MAGA pundit, claim that I’m being canceled for my perfectly normal and mainstream views, and…

Yeah, I didn’t get it. Like hey, Hillary, you fucked up big time, and you lost the election. Go away.

Yeah. I feel like they could have gone the way Hamilton did where the cast as individuals (as themselves) came together at the end did something if they wanted to speak out. But any commentary on her loss in the context of the show should have been done from a comedy standpoint. You can make a joke about a tragedy if…

I mean, Rob Schneider sucks, but he’s not wrong in this instance. That was a really embarrassing/cringey moment for a comedy show.

Robbie! Roberino! The Robber, Robocop...makin shit takes!

No, the FBI had every right to investigate The Monkees and anyone who says otherwise is rationalizing their obvious suspect behavior. It’s well known that Davy Jones once switched places with a Royal, for example to say nothing of the fact that Mike Nesmith once tried to run for Mayor. There’s also countless instances…

Unless that concept’s too hard fo’ ya.  

“Conservatives not understanding art” is apparently timeless.

You pronounce FOIA like a word, not say the individual letters, so it’s a FOIA request, not an FOIA request.

I doubt the things the informant saw were subliminal messages.