Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

Yeah, it feels super weird that some people want to try to shoehorn sexuality onto a character whose entire shtick is being basically a psychopathic killer with next to no emotionality of any kind, positive or negative.

Oh boy! How I'd love a VF6 optimized PS5 and the new Xbox.

Maybe this is just to test the waters, like when Capcom released Darkstalkers Resurrection?

Joe Rogan is the patron saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.

Fuck Thane, then marry Thane, then kill Thane humanely so his suffering can end.

My editor thought of the very good joke “despawn the police” once it was too late for me to add it, so please enjoy it as a reward for looking at the comments.

All of you are disagreeing in the comments about this, and I love you for it.

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

Kazushige Nojima is the scenario writer here and one of the script writers as well. You might know him from one of his other works where he was scenario designer and writer: Final Fantasy VII.

You might also know Tetsuya Nomura from another work he was a writer(and character designer) on called Final Fantasy VII.

You…

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

OH GOD MY SKIN ARRGHHHHHHHHHH

You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

lol