Admonition to stick to site’s professed area of content.

https://kotaku.com/stop-preordering-video-games-1713802537

https://kotaku.com/stop-preordering-video-games-1713802537

I always love your coverage, but honestly this clickbaity title made me think I was going to read about dropped frames or a game prone to frequent crashing. This seems to mainly be about options and QoL issues, which are admittedly important, but I think a “worst I’ve ever seen” assessment would be reserved for games…

I got stuck in my dryer once and the guy who came to repair it wasn’t hot at all...

Epic clearly knows something and is poised to capitalize on President Biden’s decision to de-classify the existence of UFOs.

Also, something something lizard people pizza place.

Is this the line for white people getting trophies for their unfinished work? Just curious. I built a tech demo for a game while not paying attention in some grad school classes and I feel like maybe it’s my time for a trophy. 

You’re down to final two and the last thing you hear, whispered softly in your ear is “In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. Now give me that chicken dinner”

That would be wonderful! 

I guess I’d rather just have an actual new Virtua Fighter game, but fuck me, right?

Jill is #1 for always. (but I think the next main game might give me a new favorite :) ) 

This was going to be my take. 

Best of luck in this next season! Thanks for your wonderful contributions to this site and all of the writing you’ve contributed over the years.

*adds “audio issue” to the “I just fucking stepped in my own bullshit” white emergency list* 

I love animals, too, but if you spend time in the same environment as actual predators you learn that sometimes you’ve got to do things that will make you uncomfortable. I grew up in area where coyotes were severely overpopulated and would definitely shoot their shot at your pets when given the chance.

THE WHEEL CARES NOT FOR YOUR FEELINGS OR MISTAKES. THERE IS ONLY THE WHEEL. 

They won’t get anywhere with the trademark suit, but this is an obvious PR move for them given that people are upset about them.

1. Jesus didn’t condemn a lot of things, but his fundamental concern for the life and dignity of all human beings and the fact that his primary ministry was to an oppressed people should give us some big fucking hints about how he felt about people owning other people.

No...stop...don’t go...

You misspelled “cowards”. These snakes will bite you and then try to tell you they did their best not to...

“LOOK. I’m not saying I bought a slave, I’m just saying that I know about that market as well as the vagaries of how the selling price of another person is calculated. Did I buy a slave? Again, I’m not saying I bought a slave, I’m just saying that it is a seller’s market and you’re going to want to get there early if…