Because all the girls are in the kitchen cooking... right where they should be.

OK folks, here goes. I just hooked up my microwave to my cellphone to create a rudimentary time machine. I'm gonna try traveling back in time, say... 5 minutes. Wish me luck!

I did it!!!! I went back in time 5 minutes!!

Are you a prophet?!? What are tomorrow's wining lottery numbers?

Ha! Ha! I was just telling someone last night how I signed up for myspace, twitter and facebook as soon as I heard about them but I never used them. Not big into social networking. I can usually wait till I see my friends to tell them I just took a crap that looks like a Baby Ruth bar. I'll probably do the same with…

If you're a horror fan, check out the post I dropped in tips the other day...

Heck... I'm proud to be an owner of a 6 letter AOL screen name, with no numbers! In fact, I just checked my email for the first time since the world wide web came along. Ten million, six hundred and fifty eight thousand, two hundred and thirty two messages. All spam.

Ha! Ha! I wish I had a star so I could promote this. I love the guy running along the freeway.

The overhead sign on the 805 just north of 94 had it.

The classic.

Ahh. Why not just wait for the earthquake?

So why are they closing down the 405? I'm seeing warnings about it on the roadsigns down here in S.D.

Well... I use Redbox for new releases, and Netflix for older movies and TV series, and since I watch most of the TV shows on my iPad or iTouch, I guess I'll stick with the DVD only plan. Otherwise, I'd only be able to watch while I'm near a wi-fi connection, or I'd have to get a data plan. With the death of unlimited…

You'd have to be crazy to have all that power and not want to rule the world. Plus, the guy wears his underwear on the outside! What more proof do you need?

I'd say it's pretty obvious they waited till they damn near drove Blockbuster out of business then they start raising their prices. Isn't that how all businesses do things?

Oh oh! Somebody better tell Gizmodo down under.

I remember it was just 5 years ago I could walk up to the door and get a ticket. I also used to sit on the balcony behind the sail pavilion and wait for celebs to come out the doors to walk to their cars. Had a great chat with Stan the Man one year until a bunch of other people came along, including Superman's…

Well... there you go... giving away the ending. No need to make the movie now ;-)

Who here thinks the next, and most likely last, movie in this Batman series should be based on Frank Millers' Batman Returns?