Go with your first thought.
You’re missing something.

Wait why should we care that they paid for dancers? People like slutty dancers is that problem now? or is this more of a dress code issue slutty dancers cant dress as school girls? or did they pitch it as a black tie event?

Doesnt see what all the fuss is about.

“If the choice is difficult, I'll just give up."

Nobody cares.

Not to mention Yale is a top 20 rebounding team. Question was basically, “why did those white guys get more rebounds than you black guys?”

Exactly. Perfect answer for a stupid-ass question.

I feel like “adopts” would be the more appropriate word there. He’d still announce it on the draft stage though.

I mean, he’s a kid, having suffered maybe the biggest loss of his life, being heckled/aggressively questioned by an adult. Oh, and it’s not like he is even being paid to be there, like an NBA player. Easy to pick sides here.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This guy is my new favorite player.

Ahem. Shiny Charizard is the best. The end.

I got my holographic Charizard from a straight up random pack of cards. It was amazing. I didn’t have to trade for it or anything. I remember the moment, I was in the back seat of my grandfather’s car. It was a Wednesday.... what I’m saying I think is I get this guy.

He’s the old robocop, not the new one. I think that’s where your confusion exists.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

Makes sense. The Broncos won the SB with a dead guy at QB, so they figure they can do it again with a guy with a dead career.

(*reads headline*) Maybe Evans means that teams shouldn’t sign Manziel out of compassion and concern, so that he can focus all of his energy on getting the help he so desperately needs.