Old East Coast-ers?

+1 participation banner

+1 angry mob.

Just make sure that thing doesn’t befriend a wolf.

“Clearly faking”

The city, county and state didn’t give him everything he wanted.

There’s good meat on that horse. Don’t ever turn your nose up on some good horse meat.

I have the weirdest boner...

It’s almost as if a videogame series with functional power armor, robotic lifeforms, muted animals and people, and an atomic-fueled 1950s aesthetic isn’t realistic.

You goddamn soulless monster.

Counterpoint: Yes. Yes, it will.

I think so. Part of the fun of the game was dynasty mode, where recruiting and building up a team would make it unrecognizable. The other fun part was playing as a new recruit and building up to a Heisman winner.*

My god...

9 out of 10 Cincinnatians can’t tell the difference!

Bad take is bad.

So is the chili.

*sobs*

Expecting these guys to be the top .01% of physical ability? Yes.

During any team timeout, all playing rules continue in force.

Excellent summary. I was able to follow that!