Broil them instead?

You ever have a friend who got into a relationship, and then suddenly wouldn’t stop talking about it? You’re like, “Hey, I’m happy for you, but seriously, stop telling me about how great you think your new girlfriend/boyfriend is. I get it already, so could you please give it a rest?”

That’s not really similar at all...

Nice.

I really need to play this game.

#ThatsABuickOwner

Love that theme song. Soooo 80s.

They can be both.

Hi Dirk!

He didn’t sell it, just gave it over to Deadspin to let us numbskulls vote on who should get in.

Yeah it’s a good game and fun. Also really good for driving traffic to one’s website.

Well he did go to Texas Tech. He’s used to shitty towns.

*Slow clap*

The parents on the other hand, should know better. Or at least do some due diligence.

Question of ignorance here: Is there a limit on how many people you can have on your ballot?

Yeah, some don’t. Others don’t.

And then there are the incidentals. I just ate my first speeding ticket in 15 years the other day. It was my fault—I got impatient and passed someone on a rural road at a faster speed than I should have—but still, those unexpected bills can eat a budget pretty quickly.