To be fair, that's been done a million times.

I did not know that. Neat.

While I agree with you on how Kong looks up there, I don't know how anyone can't be at least a little "charmed" by the bug pit scene in Jackson's movie…even just a little bit.

Not to mention there are tons of black transwomen and men who are dealing with another horrendous pile of bullshit on top of the one they were already served. Should we tell them to ignore their gender related struggles until racism is conquered?

This movie is pretty bad, but there is one scene that scares the crap out of me. One of the guys rounds a corner and comes face to face with one of the aliens. The creature's head promptly explodes like a popped balloon. Ah!

Honestly, the part where he starts bleating for the first time scared the fucking shit out of me. I found it profoundly disturbing. Otherwise, yeah the movie was pretty dumb.

Feel free to go fuck yourself. "She must be really awesome in person." Did the world really need your condescending response? God forbid I ever say anything about a couple I find mismatched in levels of attractiveness.

No shit. I said that in my original post.

Dude, I really just don't get it. I'm looking at her. She's okay. She looks like a pretty girl you see in a bar. Chris Evans is fucking majestic. I could understand some other mid-tier famous woman like Rachel Bloom but Slate? Come on.

I've had my share of insane roommates (one had 90+ piss bottles in his room, lived on the roof on hot summer days, and had a way too extensive knife collection for an alcoholic) but yours is just a bubbling mixture of completely insane and really fucking sad. I don't know how to feel!

This is super bitchy of me, but I can't believe Jenny Slate gets to be railed by Captain America. She's pretty, but nowhere near Chris Evans pretty. She must be really awesome in person.

That's really lame.

Jesus fuck man did you live in a mental asylum?

It's a shame because he's actually a really nice, handsome dude. He just tries too hard to be edgy and his friends are total fucking morons.

I met someone a week ago who has HARAMBE now tatooed in the inside of their lower lip. And of course they brought up the gorilla several times, almost exactly like you're saying.

People usually get lumped in as "alt-right" if they themselves are part of a minority, despite their viewpoints. It's kind of confusing.

I really love this feature. One of the better things I've read on AV club in awhile.

When I was in grad school, there was an MD-PhD student in the same lab who I thought the world of. He told me that he used to play poker semi-professionally and had an awful experience with Tobey Maguire being a total creep at the table to all the women and just generally being a huge jerk-off. After losing, he…

That's just how Tobey Maguire looks standing next to anyone.

You know my roommate had an Xbone and Dead Space was free with Gold one month. I thought it was kind of cool but eventually lost interest. Maybe it was just too dated, I'm not sure. I remember being really frustrated at how terrible I was at shooting asteroids in that one sequence. That was probably it.