Does this mean I have to like the Jags now?

Meanwhile, Duke has volunteered to fill in in UNC’s absence

A bunch of people choosing they’d rather hang with a black guy-an extremely popular and beloved one at that- over Trump would cause a twitter meltdown the likes of which we haven’t seen. Trump just might nuke Chicago out of spite.

“And here’s our the scenic view of the Google Campus....”

I’m still pissed about Rogue One. Not that it’s something that’ll make everyone see her awesomeness but just because she deserves something like a big Star Wars flick because of her awesomeness

There’s a reason why everybody turned on A-Rod when he signed that deal. He and his agent spent months talking about how important things like winning and a good organization and all that meant to him and then he signed that contract with a then crappy team playing in a crappy place

Sabean always uses that as an excuse whenever they refuse to spend enough money on a free agent to sign them

Go watch Obama’s 2004 Convention speech, the Blue/Red America speech. It’s both the most uplifting and depressing speech ever. It’s like going through a family photo album after some horrific tragedy happened (which, I guess, it is)

Healthcare Update!

I thought I was the only one to watch Obama clips on YouTube and quietly sob myself to sleep

“Valley of Despair” sounds like the B Side of an Alice in Chains single

“Hitler is just appealing to his base”

Fuck General Kelly. If he was doing his job, none of this shit would be happening. You’re a General, you of all people would know that calling Kim Jung Un “Rocket Man” is a really horrendously bad idea.

I’m sure the 100 or so Chargers fans in attendance were very excited

I kinda think the UN has invited him to speak not because they wanted to hear what he wanted to say because they all wanted to have a laugh at his expense. Donald Trump is more and more the David Brent/Michael Scott of World Leaders

The rule states that they have til Sept 30th to get this done or they lose the ability to use Reconciliation for another year. Everyone thought the GOP had given up and wouldn’t have the time to do this but it’s looking like everyone was wrong

He’s actually doing a bit more than Obama did in that he’s given the Generals thumbs up to bomb everyone and everything they want without having to worry about pesky little things like civilian casualties, escalating military conflict, or political consideration.

Hey, guess what’s back? Repealing Obamacare! Yep, with just two weeks left to go before the Republicans lose the ability to pass a healthcare bill by Reconciliation, Lindsey Motherfucking Graham and some other lame-o pulled a bill out of their ass that’s getting serious enough that it’s going to be sent to the CBO…

I remember Nissa Nissa but what happens in the books to Cult Jam?

So wait, was that a catch or wasn’t it?