Downtown hotels used to be my favorite places but even they're being a little stricter about who can use their bathrooms. And the amount of money I've had to spend on croissants just to get myself into a Peet's or Starbucks bathroom is pretty high. Bars always work but you have to time it just right so nobody's…

I'm actually going to have to say this is a good idea as the possibilities of finding a decent bathroom in any sort of urban environment is almost nil and those places where you can go are either disgusting or places where people go to shoot up.

his longer hair makes him like more like the Hipster Doctor than he eventually came. She looks like she just came from a GoT audition and lost the role of Sansa to Sophie Turner

I'm sure if you drove through the South or certain places in Orange County, you'd get crap for it. On the other hand, if you drove it through Berkeley you'd get the complete opposite reaction. Or you could drive it through parts of San Francisco, and you'd get people who'd be into it but only in an ironic way

Wagner looks like she's thought out every possible reaction and every possible answer to every possible situation and or question that she can't but help be thoroughly annoying in an Anne Hathaway/Tracy Flick kind of way

When I watched both of her previous performances, it felt like her entire performance can be summed up with these words, aimed at her competition: "I will crush you." She's like some old Soviet scientists got together to create the perfect women's skating specimen

somewhere the writers, producers, and Jon Stewart are laughing hysterically

If I remember correctly, when ABC had the Olympics they toned down the cheesiness, played it fairly straight, and did this crazy thing where they talked and did bios on foreign competitors. They also did things like trips to local destinations but I always liked that. Of course, it could be that it was so long ago…

and once again...he whimps out

One of the reasons why the NFL is as popular as it is is because it showcases the American Macho Male to the nth degree and allows it's fans to cling onto it as if watching the games makes them the American Macho Male. We like to believe we could handle bullies as if we were John Wayne or Bruce Willis when in reality…

steroids do often help a player with their physical and mental health, that's true

To be fair, he earns a large chunk of it for simultaneously convincing people he's making players safe from concussions all the while pretending football doesn't cause them.

wait, there's other countries involved?

Wait, are you saying Simmons is writing an article about somebody else but spends most of the time talking about himself? He never does that

compared to the others, she does

That would have gotten him into the Hall of Fame no matter what else he's done

also, is that an Instagram photo of the Russian pair or the lead singer of Arcade Fire kissing Angela from the Office?

but there's dating and banging and I'm guessing odds are that all those people who "aren't dating" have at least had done it once, if just to see what all those faces in the crotches, ass grabbing, and all sorts of weird bend-y postures would be like naked

so that would explain why every event seemed to consist of three Americans and two-three people who weren't. I thought it was weird that each event only had 6 participants in it

If one of them isn't, they're must have been a lot of awkward moments between the two, especially once puberty hit. Like a looooot of awkward moments and a looooot of long talks.