I thought Gretchen triggering the fire sprinklers was a genius idea. It let's Sam and the crew go back to the lab and pick up their lyrics on the track so they don't get embarrassed by Nock Nock. Spend a couple of days doing that and release the song on the radio and no one is the wiser. 

Or, Pelosi took the GOP demands for a resolution that was supposed to condemn Omar and actually turned it into a rebuke of Trump, the GOO, and all of the hate that floats in their wake. 23 Republicans, including Liz Cheney, voted against condemning hate and anti-semitism.

What a shitty snarky piece! I am still heartbroken over her loss. You go Hillary!

Pfft. Whatever...

i never thought there would be a day when i felt bad that luke perry died.

So sad, RIP. His greatest piece of acting on 90210 was watching his dad get blown up in the car bomb after they reunited. Super dramatic moment, even for this show.

One less pit in the peach today. RIP

My kid at 8 years old starting ordering things with “onions on the side”...I asked him why--”If you tell them no onions they will mess it up and still put onions on it....if you ask for on the side they just don’t put them on the burger”....little genius!

I will eat ketchup all by itself. I don’t really like french fries, so I’ll just use one french fry multiple times to get ketchup into my mouth.

when i read “repugnant centrist fucks” i realize how lost america is...it’s so much worse than a the clueless evil shitheads that voted for trump

There was a girl I knew once, freshman year of college. We were at a party but the two of us ended up in the corner talking over some drinks. We talked and talked and just really hit it off. Eventually, it turned flirtatious. Slowly, but perfectly flirtatious. As the party started to wind down, she invited me back to…

I’d rather he go to prison until the day he dies, but I understand where you’re coming from.

Hey this is a really dumb take just FYI

the short answer would be, she has fairly good progressive cred, enough experience to have a realisitc network to get things done in office, and still would be the first woman prsident. I like Kamala, but if its her, i’ll be ok with that. naturally, i would vote for a pineapple over Trump, but her credentials are, if…

It’s almost like a certain politician who’s in the news all the time. He knows all the big words. The best words! And everything and everyone is either the Best! Fantastic! Better than it’s ever been! Or they’re sad. Pathetic. Worst thing ever! And bad for this country.

Feh, not Greenberg - he’s a shnorer. Use Rabbi Mendelbaum at the shul across the street or don’t bother, I say.

Pelosi didn’t ask for anything.

It’ll go right to the “developers’” coffers, with a portion of the proceeds being “donated” to the 2020 campaign, which will then be swiftly pocketed my our esteemed commander in chief. Textbook really.

Also civilization, democracy etc.

Counterpoint: He might have to play for the Cardinals or Raiders.