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“Ronan Farrow has a new article” is this generation’s “Omar comin’.” 

We made it. Did we make it? Oh shit. I don’t think we did.

It’s like when they tried to change Harry’s hearing location/time at the last minute to get Dumbledore to not be able to show up.

No Presidency for Old Men please. I seriously think we need to look at a mandatory retirement age for Congress as well. It is insane that while normal people retire at 65, Congress people stay in office until death do they part. Feinstein, Grassley and Hatch are perfect examples of people who should have bowed out

Obligatory Snubs Post:

We got the Nazi! Good job, team! Your work is done. Richard Spencer is outta here! Good ridd — huh? What’s that? This isn’t Richard Spencer? Are you sure? So it was Tom Metzger? No? Jack Pieceofshitwhatshisname? Jason Kessler? That Baked Alaska fuck? No, no, no?

How do you solve a problem like Maria’s curveball?

Foltynewicz should hit Mattingly.

Goddammit universe, you win! You’ve presented a reality in which I side with SmashMouth in a dispute.  Happy now? 

There’s no worse punishment than playing for the Browns.

I could also see it being about endorsing people to get them elected when its most likely she will win anyways

On the one hand, fuck the NFL for making games more and more unwatchable every year. We didn’t know what a legal catch was, and now we’re not going to know what a legal tackle is, and more importantly the players won’t know that either. But on the OTHER hand, fuck the people who yearn for the halcyon days of players

I think there are more parallels to draw from Buffy here. But I think you’re looking at Clarke as the wrong Buffy. This isn’t the S5 B, it’s S6 B.

All of which would be true but McKenzie Davis is a great actress. 

Are y’all serious about hating Clark, but not Kane? Come on. I mean, I’m not saying Clark’s character doesn’t suck this season. She’s so unimaginative and outright stupid that it hurts. I mean does she seriously think they are safer with a bunch of rapists, murderers and serial killers than with Octavia? Does she

In all seriousness, thank fucking god someone can finally just enjoy a fun MLS game around here. 

I take it Mr. Harriott will retract all of his articles trashing the Democrats in light of these revelations? HRC was in fact a decent candidate who was completely screwed over.

I agree, it’s not a defense, just that I do buy her making that decision.