Chuck E. Cheese is always available for parties 

Acquise just might be there best song in general and yet it was a b-side

We all know it’s going to end with them in college as a way to incorporate 80's comedies involving funny clashes between jocks and nerds. Maybe they’ll even hit their early twenties and it’ll be more like a St Elmo’s fire but with monsters

You’ll find that show on Cinemax late at night

I loved S3 because they brought in more tropes from 80's movies, especially mall culture and evil Russians. 

Stranger Things really needs to be the type of show that gets released once a week to build the hype and engagement. It’s definitely the kind of show that would be perfect for more of a slow release- just look at how the AV Club covers it and how few comments are posted- and as a way to build more and more hype as the…

This?  Doesn’t seem like half bad of an  idea. Or at least a much better way of building a WB multiverse that doesn’t involve LeBron James and or basketball

Anyone with kids knows that that we’re pretty much in this dystopian universe already. Says person watching his son drink out of his Mickey Mouse cup while watching Encanto on Disney Plus

Someday, we will all be assimilated into the great Mouse Collective

He’s the asshole we all aspire to be….

Except the one time they tried it, in Generations SUCKED. Kirk’s death was the lamest. 

“Why does God need a spaceship?”

I adore 5 because Shatner directed it the same we he acts-always a tad over the top. The opening scene of a clearly different guy climbing El Capitan in Yosemite only to be revealed to be a middle aged, paunchy Kirk will never not be funny

It would take five seasons to find out who won and none of it would make any sense 

Dancing With the Stars?

“hey, let’s bring in the guy who destroyed the Star Wars movie franchise in to save our dying movie franchise!”

Not sure about this one- at this point, JJ Abrams is the sad trombone of movie franchise announcements

Exactly

One of my new pet peeves is turning a bunch of Gen x artists living in a Gen X culture and singing primarily to a Gen X audience into something that was about Millennials.

I think there’s a law now that says Zendaya has to appear in everything