Will there also be a version of this movie but with every character played by a car? Or would Lightning McQueen see this version? 

True, but it being an allegory of race is a pretty wide spread belief. The movie is American with a decidedly American bent

Which I like because it would probably be true. We could live in a world run by puppies and they’d turn into corrupt, albeit cute, little monsters oppressing everyone and starting wars over chew toys.

It might be a generational thing. I know us old folks hold the movies in high esteem but I don’t know if the youths do. In the same way they don’t see Caddyshack as the peak of 20th century culture 

The past six years has definitely been a real life version of a dark plot twist

I dare the Woke Mob to try and CANCEL this movie!

Considering the not-so-very-subtle metaphor behind Planet of the Apes is race, that would mean the sequel would be about oppressed white people rising out of their shackles to free themselves from the oppression of minorities which seems both INCREDIBLY racist and massively guaranteed to be a major box office hit in…

What about a planet of puppies? That sounds awful

You are right. That was totally a thing that happened. And then completely forgotten about

Not quite sure how dark of a plot twist it is to reveal at the end of the movie that mankind kind of sucks.

This seems pretty much in line with every over-hyped, annoyingly bad super bowl styled commercial that is released these days:

But you shouldn’t assume nuttiness with intelligence. Her voice and her eyes should have set off red alarms

It’s hard obsessed, though, because her voice is so bonkers. It adds to the whole incredulity  of the story. She was so bizarre and weird and yet people threw money at her. I mean, she comes off as a complete nut job and yet everybody seemed to pretend it was normal 

So you’re saying this conversation is like pretzels

Also, the Smashing Pumpkins, a band that should be inducted just for the comedy that would ensue.

He was a central figure in not just one of Trump’s impeachments, BUT BOTH. I cannot understate just how incredibly wrong this is

He also, should be said, is a figure in an ongoing investigation into an attempt to OVERTHROW DEMOCRACY

“Vice President of IP Creating”

I like how streaming networks are now essentially hiring interns to peruse IMDB to look for things they could use for content

Here for the Fiddler on the Roof prequel