I think Keith just hooked him up with a good dealer

Van Halen was one of those bands who transcended genres and were beloved by everyone. I don’t know of anyone back then who would deny the greatness of “Running With the Devil” It was the Van Hagar portion of Van Halen that turned off the kids in the 90's because Hagar took the music seriously. Diamond David Lee Roth…

Way too many guitarists tried to be Eddie Van Halen. Most of them sucked. They should not befoul the greatness of Van Halen by being fake Van Halen

I just reread it. It is concensual but there’s a huge power imbalance in that she really doesn’t have much of a choice in the matter- she has to have sex with him because she was married off to him. Her brother even tells her to make sure to please him because that would make their alliance better. So yes, she does…

Always thought that no matter what happened, the final season or two would have been hated upon because it’s much easier to build worlds and generate plot than trying to tie everything together. So many people expected so many different things that there was no way they wouldn’t have pissed people off. I also think…

It’s been awhile since I read it, but I’m pretty sure Dany agreed to have sex with Drogo because she knew she was about to be raped so decided to go with it. There was no part of that scene in the book that made me think it was cute, romantic, or anything but icky. Sort of set the tone for a lot of what goes on in the…

I’m sure a Republican President and Republican Senate will be super sympathetic to a bunch of rich, coastal Hollywood elites asking for money

Can’t traffic money if you don’t have any money to traffic

Because it’s AWFUL. I wish there were 100 reviews too because I (used to) love(d) that crazy, cuckoo show, but man, the show has not only just jumped the shark but came back around only to be completely devoured by it and then spit back into the ocean because even the shark thought it was crap.

They’re saving the play so they can do an animated remake of the play and then a live-action remake of the cartoon remake that’s a remake of the play. And after that, they’ll do a sequel of the remake of the remake of the remake

I can see why people spent money for the Lion King remake (sort of, I guess, the whole thing sounded stupid from the get go) but I can’t imagine anybody coming out of that and saying, “you know, I want to see more movies like that!” If I wanted to do something like that, I can just put on one of those Richard…

They’re filming a movie too so if she’s not there when she’s needed, that delays the filming of a movie which would be kind of a big deal. Just imagine if they’re filming one of those giant Marvel movies and Chris Evans just disappears for a few days

-The scene in the asylum after all hell broke lose (which was a lot of fun) reminded me of the end of Cabin in the Woods (which was a lot a of fun)

I do like this show but everyone’s ability to hide with each other without being found out by people with incredible powers to find people out is kind of bugging me. They’re filming a movie and Starlight’s not there and nobody seems concerned? Especially the two people most suspicious of her? 

My guess is that the season ends with Homelander killing Stormfront, the All-American fascist saving the day from the European fascist. It’s a neat little thematic twist but it’s also one of the few ways they can redeem Homelander enough to keep him around the next few seasons. 

He and his family all got the corona virus a week or two ago so that might be a reason. Also... being a minority means he might have an aversion to racists

It’s still a better take than Baldwin’s. There’s not much of a difference between Drunk Uncle and Trump, for instance, so they could have gone that way. Or just do some sort of weird twist on him while repeating the same things he said, kinda like what they had Tina do for Sarah Palin. 

I guess this means Rock won’t be used as a guest star in a political skit that week

Leslie Jones would have been the best Trump just for the subversiveness of Trump being played by a black woman. It also would have pissed him the F off. As for Putin/Pence, one could imagine a skit where Pence reaveals himself to be Putin in disguise and how he does it to keep an eye on Trump but, I dunno, that seems…

Kamala came off as a try-hard in the Democratic debates by trying to act a little too hip for someone of her stature. I thought Maya did a good job of conveying the superficiality of her image back then