It’s hard to produce satire for a genre that is so salty it’s basically already satirizing itself...

Like Harry Dubin, who dated both Luann and Sonja AND was married to Aviva.

AND Ramona. The only other person I’ve heard of with that kind of Housewives track record is Slade Smiley, so I’m just going to assume he’s like that.

I wonder what he’s like?

Luann seems genuinely elated and in love with the guy. I have to believe that it’s for real because I don’t think she’s a good enough actress to pull off that kind of performance. Maybe housewife years are like dog years and 6 weeks to them is like 6 months or 6 years to us normals.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

Geez Dennis, we know it’s you.

There’s an old man who sings karaoke at a local bar that does this song way better.

I wasn’t going to but I got talked into it here.

Below Decks Med sucks but you must give Dallas another try. It is fantastically awful.

Throw in some Southern Charm!

Me too. And yes.

Bobby Brown claims he fucked a ghost.

In addition to what another comment says, I think it might also possibly be to deflect anyone trying to argue they had any reason aside from her sexuality to send her away. Sometimes people will try to argue generic discipline reasons for why kids were sent to these type of facilities, especially if this is for…

Ex-gay therapy totally works. Look at this dude who went from a screaming queen to a totally hetero, married (to a woman, who’s totally not a lesbian) God warrior.

Your drunk baby is not wrong. I mean, he’s an intellectual elitist asshole, but he’s not wrong.

Also very important to make sure your brothers are dumber than stumps, so your misogynist father has no other alternative.

Oh, one other thing. I think the Cheeto plans on having Ivanka serve as First Lady. The it’s a hell of a visible job.

You win the Internet and now you’re also my spirit animal.