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Snacktastic Part III: the Return of the Spatula
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I mentioned this to you earlier today, Natasha, but over the past year, I’ve found the public face of the movement to grow more and more divorced from what it seems society needs feminism to be doing. In one corner, we have pandering celebrities who have tapped into the lucrative Tumblr activist demographic by

It was an issue when my uncle’s partner of 20 years passed away from lymphoma in a Philadelphia hospital and their marriage in New Jersey was not recognized. His estranged (and strange) sister had to be brought in to sign all the paperwork and make funeral arrangements. My uncle was so grief stricken he didn’t bother

Ooh...Jezebel After Dark. That makes me think of Baywatch Nights! Does that mean we’ll be hunting monsters and solving murders (please say yes)?

Too bad because you’re getting this:

Or this:

Seems like you probably need this:

I do not hang out at Jezebel After Dark enough. This the second thread of yours that I have stumbled into this week that has me rolling in the floor!

Helps with blood clots if you have a condition that impacts your mobility.

Yes, exactly!

Same. It’s therapy on paper in bad turbulence.

You better be ready to deliver on that promise, FP. I’m already clearing a spot in my apartment.

Hmm...I can probably stabilize my leg(s) with these until I get to the hospital.

Thanks for the info! I’m glad you’re there doing the good work. I wish you could vote double on behalf.

Oh, thank Goddess. I hadn’t purchased my Orbitwheels yet!

I’m putting this thing in my purse in case anyone has a headache and I can offer some Advil.

Please someone give me a Yeti. I’ll put it next to the window to creep people out.

I’m an absolute baller and a SkyMaller.

YOU’RE ALL GETTIN BASHFUL YETIS, JEZEBEL