Hey now... She was also in The Town. Put a pair of hoop earrings on her and suddenly she's "trashy." ACTING!

This need every goddamn star.

Ugh, the styling for this shoot is so awful and cliche. "It's like if Sling Blade and Pocahontas had a baby." What? It's like something out of a 1980's Harlequin Western/Romance novel cover, ridiculous cultural appropriation and all. Also, why were they so rude at the restaurant? She left LA in search of hip dining? I…

They also have one of the cutest babies ever.

The admission that it felt good is the bravest part. I found myself in a similar conundrum at the age of 11 when I was molested by the husband of a couple I babysat for (he would detour into parking lots while driving me home). I knew what he did was wrong, but my body betrayed me by responding because it did feel…

She's not crying. It's just hot out and she's melting.

I love it. Ever since I saw Steel Magnolias I have loved a funny cake. If I ever get married I want an armadillo cake and Shirley Maclaine to serve it.

Yeah, I don't think he's that fat. He's got a super thick body type, and nothing he did would give him a conventional 'flat' stomach. He's in good shape. I played football with a couple of guys that looked like that (although not quite so big) in high school, and they were in great cardiovascular shape. And God help…

I have no problem with CrossFit, or people who choose to workout that way, but I hope everyone associated with CrossFit gets eaten alive by sex criminal goats who then blog about how shitty the CrossFit people tasted on a widely read, sort of snooty sex criminal goat foodie blog.

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

Please post yearbook photos! ;) I can't be mad at him for being a late bloomer, many of us didn't hit our stride until after college even.

Maybe, but they're both Canadian, and she has that "Robin Sparkles" thing going on. (She was the Canadian version of Debbie Gibson... oh man, I just dated myself!!) They're all creative personalities, but as we see from Adam D (gag!) music and songwriting still holds some rewards for women when they have talent that…

Orson looked damn fine when he married Rita.

me too :(

Probably not. He's definitely the better looking one for sure, but Wilmer somehow continues to pick up super famous ladies (Demi Lovato) and I just don't get that. You have to know he's an asshole by now, right?! Also, I was 12 in 2002, so I've never really known Valderrama to be anything but a huge douche wad so I…

Even as a 12 year old watching Full House, given the Greek family angle, I assumed the late Mrs. Tanner had had a blonde haired, blue eyed piece on the side, likely the puzzlingly ever-present Joey, but she stayed married to Danny because he was much more stable career-wise. It was really the only thing that made…

My only "story" about them is Giada De Laurentiis was in one of their videos.

Cameron Diaz is now dating one of the "Good Charlotte" twins. That's pretty weird.

OMG I have a story about Adam Duritz!