Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

I usually get nailed with vertigo a couple of times a year, and I'll say this: If that's what Serena was having, she's ten thousand times tougher than I am for even going out there and trying.

Fun fact: My sister-in-law, who is a graphic designer, photoshopped her teeth on her engagement photo so much that in the 8x10 she gave my folks, you can see her teeth from across the room.

That is shocking! The Who Killed JFK Jr.! Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend will at last answer for their crimes.

Yeah, her attitude towards kids seems really sane. I think sometimes women without kids get caricatured as militantly anti-kid or lonely cat-hoarding spinsters pining for a brood. Cameron proves there is a middle. You can adore kids and maybe even want to adopt kids one day even if you haven't procreated in your 40s.

Hannah..Montana?

PREGNANT & BETRAYED is the name of my new band!!!

obligatory.

I read tarot and I don't need to bullshit because I actually know what the cards mean. I'm confused why you were reading tarot.

I went through a kundalini awakening two years ago. I hear ya, trust me! I know the difference between Ms. Cleo and people who have actual intuitive gifts. We dabbled a little in mediumship in one of my classes. It's fascinating. My grandmother is a medium. She helps a lot of people find peace in their loved one's…

It's my money. I can spend it however I like. Now go fuck yourself, bro :)

"Girls", where the sometime-hell of sexual relations is approached with wit, complexity, and meaningful satire..."

I saw that cover at Rite Aid and I seriously stopped in my tracks and everyone turned around from the noise coming out of my face. I thought I was the only one that was like O NO YOU DIDNT!!!!!

I feel like some publications are being mega paid off for not covering more about the Bey-Z family and its scandals. I mean, did anybody NOT think that Beyoncé's last album was about proving to the world that she and Jay Z have the sexiest sex perfect love marriage?

Look, I hate tabloids too, but how are we not giving Us an A+ for divulging that Arya and the Hound are real life BFFs who speak to each other in a secret egg language? ADORABLE.

People who turn to Seth McFarlane for their humor fix in an age where we have folks like Louis C.K., Jim Jefferies, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Aziz Ansari, John Mulaney, and countless others are like those who hit up the Olive Garden in Times Square when they visit New York.

No, I'm complimenting "Young Frankenstein." "Young Frankenstein" is awesome.

No, I'm getting 'em. I even liked some of 'em the first time around. And if your "smart" friends like 'em... more power to 'em. But they're just about the easiest forms of humor and they're not intelligent. Bringing up things without narrative relevance ("Transformers! Norman Mailer") is easy as it gets, and taking a…