full underwear is horrifying, I am wearing a pair right now because i'm on my rag and its swamp ass city. Maybe women with flat asses find them comfy? Mine gobble up panties.

I really wanted to read this, but as usual I'm just scrolling down to the bottom to bitch about all the fucking GIFs. Why every website has to have 50 different moving and blinking parts is beyond me. Maybe I have some sort of learning disability or something, but I can't read something when there are photos blinking…

Also, because one of the infatuations is fictional, and the other is real.

I suspect this is the case too. I think it's time for Anna Wintour to go. She was what the magazine needed for a long time, but it feels like she hasn't evolved in a while. Plus she'd still be the artistic director for Conde Nast, it's not like she'd be out of a job.

Yeah, Allen falls into the love him or hate him camp like Von Trier, Antonioni and Hanke. I always think of The Simpsons when Ned Flander's says, "You know, I like his films except for that nervous fella that's always in them."

Okay, so maybe the movie is disappointing. But, show of hands: Who seriously expects originality from Allen, a half century into his film career?

Scathing? I dunno, more like disappointed. His like of other Allen films like Zelig or Broadway Danny Rose softens the blows somewhat. Now, for scathing, you want Dwight MacDonald, the reviewer for Esquire from the 60s. I wish I could find the text for his treatment of The Greatest Story Ever Told, which goes on for…

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

Right? US Vogue has been crap for a while. That is why when they put Kim K. on the cover a few months ago and folks were in an uproar, those of us who had already given up on Vogue were all, "Meh."

I respect Cindy, but she's such a square (or was at the time of House of Style). Cindy's the OG, we've all got to give her that, but Amber and Shalom were so much more fun.

What percentage of jezebel readers would you say still watches and cares about anything that happens on mtv?

No surprise that Vogue is down their content is stale and Anna's been making questionable decisions with her cover stars.

I am the person who loves Lucky. I don't care about that Vogue artsy shit, just show me cute clothes etc. and tell me how much they cost and where to get them, and with none of that "price upon request" bullshit.

A girl on the plane once grabbed my Vogue while I was in the bathroom. I wasn't having it. She claimed that it wasn't mine, that it was just "on the seat." Yeah, no. It's the September issue. Give it back, bitch.

Keep it on the hush, hush. On the QT.

They are my role models, both as women and small business owners.

I've kind of accepted that, as I age, I will become more and more like Candice and Toni and I'm 100% OK with that.

Dr. Anne Helen Petersen is a goddess.

Because her bangs appear to have been cut by a monkey with no hands.

How i picture myself in cardigans: