It’s funny because he has a giant penis.

I’m guessing he has that nickname because he is not nice to people... maybe even rude sometimes.

Did I say he was a can’t-miss prospect who will never throw an interception in his life? I don’t believe that I did. I said you can’t criticize someone for a hypothetical situation they weren’t actually in. What if the defender had a trampoline? What if he had go-go Gadget arms? That pass doesn’t look so smart now,…

If different players were on the field, then it would be a different throw and a different decision making process.

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

I don’t know how long the magical ride will last but I am here for it. I thought for sure it was over. How many times has icing a kicker worked? I still think it’ll be Pats-Saints in the Super Bowl but I can always hold out hope for a repeat of last year! Or at least I can for another week. 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Fuck Jordan Rodgers in half with a Scottish caber. Good for Aaron Rodgers for trying to raise money for the victims of a horrible catastrophe, and double-good for him for cutting toxic people out of his life. One has zero to do with the other.

I’ve never been more excited to watch two people have to coexist as pallbearers.

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

I’m not trying to logic you, Jordan my man, but it sounds like your mom had enough shit to take care of, without having to sweat answering the phone.
This is why you’ll always be the #2 son.

1. Halloween

No, it’s good.

It’s almost like having a teammate who is pathologically competitive and combative can have both positive and negative outcomes depending on the situation.

Throw up the X-ray

Esther, thank you for writing going after an interesting and unique angle in a race that I thought had been fully emptied out of them.

I’m sorry, you said this was going to dissuade?

With a foam cheese on her head, and a toddler on her arm, this Wisconsin woman was up to the challenge.

What a load of bull moose.

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.