Rooting for the Brownies teaches you not to ever hope for things to change. Whether that be politically, socially, economically, etc.. Nothing changes. Everything is horrible. You will always be let down. There is no God.

I’m shocked that your grammar is poor.

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

Lol you said"cowboys"

Or is it Jortles?

Quite the Professor Quarrel

Why not let people be the judge of what they watch? For you, CK is out for good but why would you get to decide that for everyone?

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

I simply wish I had waited a few years. At 18 I had no clue what I wanted to do and thus I had no motivation. I simply went because I could, it’s what you’re supposed to do.

What, no discount you can offer?

Excited to announce that The Athletic has signed me to make snarky comments in their discussion sections. Follow me there to find out more.

The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.

Baltimore: Donnie.

Strange: usually the Jets only brawl with the Sharks.

Hey remember when Ray Lewis killed that guy? That was messed up.

*Cue all the Ben McAdoo entries from the Dan LeBatard “March Sadness” tournament*

If he doesn’t hear it already, he’s going to hear a ton of it from his friends moving forward about how hot his mom is.

WB Exec: The Dark Knight really touched me.

God, one Wizards team is too many as it is.

*reads headline*