There’s a Playboy behind the newspaper.

“Well if all the lights said stop
And the oceans, they did drop
Well then I’d always feel so on top
If not for you”

Congratulations!

Our swim coach made us do this with our hands above water for training. Who ever lasted the longest got to choose the music for practice the next day. I won only once and I made a playlist of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” on repeat.

Old friends, old mothers, dogs and brothers. There’s only so much letting go you can ask someone to do.

Can confirm. I am indeed an asshole.

Someone read a Snapple fact before they went on the air.

No it’s duck, duck, goose because geese are bastards meant to be ran away from.

The fighting RedHochulis

As a Flyers fan speaking from experience, it doesn’t get any easier to watch.

I’m the last person to send a drink back to the bartender or food back to the kitchen because I’m a monster and have little regard for my own health. But at every chain sports bar i’ve gone to I’ve had to send beers back because they were so bad. I’m not sure what their policy is on cleaning the tap lines but I’ve had…

Ouch my teeth.

Hesitation’s got me on the news today

I want to congratulate the Pens on being the first professional team to be told to “Learn English” by a White House staffer. Truly an honor.

I worked at my university’s phone-a-thon calling alumni and parents of students. During that time an article came out about how our health center kept Plan-B in a vending machine (that was operated solely by the nurses on staff and was behind the counter out of site from other patients.) All. Hell. Broke. Lose.

Hey, I was born in the USA! This song is about me!

Did you know that Antonio Gates played basketball?