“What are those yellow things on the field?” Seahawks fans/players

“The buck stops here,” Said Carson Wentz as he douse himself in deer piss.

Hey I live near Penn College! It’s....depressing.

Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttt

Rocky Balboa’s birthday bash had a huge turnout last year.

“Look at me! I’m a poet! I can make you feel something with minimal words, but maximum adjectives.” Can I have my coffee now? “Stanzas!”

I get it. Claeys puns can’t be easily molded like others.

I always knew Costas was a shill for Big Tampon. 

Please rate this Steve Kerr commentary on Millennials in the App Store. 0-5 stars.

It’s the color rush. It has me all wound up for football. NFL did it again.

Did anyone else get Philadelphia Primetime Game Bingo? Boathouse Row. Santa story. Liberty Bell. Don’t remember any cheesesteaks. Oh and I thought I heard something about the fans’ passion.

As an Eagles fan: Sure. Go us.

Not a good enough skyline for Spider-Man to swing around on.

*pulls candle stick attached to wall. Escapes through revolving bookcase*

Too be fair the whole sports town is in a Bear Market. Economy joke.

AGAIN!

I love mysteries. Was she flying out or into the country i wonder. That could help with the actresses country of origin.

Draymond was tweeting about an FDR biography he’s reading.

How about a tie?

“Bet you couldn’t do crossfit you pussy,” someone said to me as he adjusted his newly acquired kneebrace.