I am legit crying over this shit. Stupid emotions. This is why I can't read or watch things at work!

It says the Daily Mail tracked him down and he indicates that he would like to tell Wahlberg he forgives him personally, so maybe that's a little premature and unfair? He's allowed to feel however he wants about a racist, opportunistic punk kid beating him.

They are an elite military unit. My father even penned them a marching song (I wish I could sing it for you all):

1. LEMON CAKE THANK YOU FOR AGREEING.

please provide.

You shut your damn mouth about coconut cake right now. It is AMAZING*

I think we do it to punish our friends and family for their various misdeeds.

His place is so clean and generically decorated! Do you think he used the photos from the ads before he moved in, and photoshopped the Lays in to add some personality, or do you think he cleaned up real nice before taking pictures so he could prey on the homeless girl of his dreams?

*looks at article*

That photo of the reporter holding the mic up to the woman dressed as Bumble the Abominable Snowman walking her poodle is pretty much everything.

Found it!

Could've been worse!!

Well, if you want to get super-pedantic, he went on an insane rampage, was apprehended, and then masturbated, so the rampage itself was not masturbatory at all according to the reports.

Let's crowdsource it. We'll call it "Dirty Ladies"

Or at least enough to take care of some elephants.

Someone should really open a spa where you go to have a mud bath while watching baby elephants have a mud bath.

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

Do! My husband and I discovered it two weeks ago. We are already almost done with season six. It is hysterical and also kind of sweet. Ricky's malapropisms are the best. Give the show a try, it'll pass with flying carpets.

I will fly your airline. Happily.

A million bonus points to her for filming this is landscape mode.