Pizza>Fried Chicken.

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.

If you ever find me with a broken heart, you'll find me at an all you can eat sushi place, occasionally changing chairs and hats.

I think it's more "doing something by yourself" vs "begging the other person to come back."

Mine was Village Inn... then I moved to a state with no Village Inn so now I gotta be careful with my feelings.

I would not wear that dress into a chimney. Good lord the dry cleaning bill.

"She seemed totally cool—until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago"

It's finally happening...

Dancing partner:

Find a party, tell people you're coming and that you're going to be Carmen Sandiego, and then don't show.

you can tag yourself in Halloween party photos of your Facebook friends as "where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

it looks cool and matching once for your cats :)

For fun I just googled space person costume. This was the result.

I am going as myself, as a Princess, as a Jewish Princess.

Drop it, Harvey!

I clicked to see the rest of the replies in the hopes that someone would have posted this. Thank you for not disappointing me.

You missed the most important one!

Twertle.