snackburglar
snackburglar
snackburglar

GOD PLEASE JUST TELL ME. I need to know. For real, I am jealous.

Same! +1

Same! +1

As someone who has a FitBit (gifted to me to help me out!) and is currently trying to get into better shape and take better care of myself, you are an asshole. This legit keeps me accountable, and is not as annoying as trying to carry my phone every. damn. where. Come down off your high horse. Damn.

Seconded about mindthemittelschmerz! Also- DAMMIT. Now I'm just paranoid!!

Or don't!! Because then you could walk into a trap! How to Get Away with Murder is really just preparing us so we don't get kidnapped/murdered/whatever-else-terrible-thing-someone-could-do.

This was not chill with the Queen, who by the way doesn't like Kate's $2 million in property renovations and was like "Kate.................." And then

Welp, this is what I get for being a creeper, I suppose.

Its odd, because I literally have the same reactions on a waterbed. Does this mean I am a cat? How can I tell? Is there a test somewher-meowmeowmeowmeow

I also found this, and it says he's married???

WTF KINJA WHY THE DOUBLE POSTS?!

So Google is helping me out here...would you say this is a .com or a .org site?

I also love the fuck out of this song, and all of Jenny's airbrushed suits. They definitely make me feel better about all the shitty things currently going on worldwide. :/

Seconded. Let's get the hell out of here!

Oh god, my heart. It hurts for this little girl. :(((( </3

Is there a video of this somewhere? Asking for a friend.

Yes! FFS- its not that hard to spell "cocoa" right...or to use a damn spellchecker.

After the day I've had, I would like nothing more to get in this mud bath with these babies. real talk.

She's right; I've never seen small children more excited than when confronted with HEART-HEALTHY VEGAN SNACKS.

This, forever.