It contains this description of her dystopian young adult novel: "it's about friendship and dystopian class disparity, a mash-up of William Gibson steampunk meets one-child policy China meets techno paradise floating over a terrestrial garbage can, à la Elysium";

Dayyyyyyyyyyyyum JLO. Get it.

"If humans could fly, we would consider it exercise and never do it."

So wait...Is that how they made the giant hamsterpeople to begin with? Because I am a little weirded out that *all* of the hamsters they bought were girls, and also that they would mutate their own kind for the sake of themselves??? *shrugs* I dunno. I'm done with today. :/

Kay, so, coupla things:

10/10 A+ response. I am also getting ice cream now. Solidarity.

Matthew McConaughey thinks fanny packs are alright, alright, alright! (Did I do the joke right? Is that how it goes?)

I think I speak for most people here when I say: FUCK YOU SHEPARD SMITH. For real. Fuck that guy.

good god her grammar is atrocious.

kay, first of all: THE FACES. Oh god, why?!


second: THE LITERAL FUCK.

Katy:

It looks like the door is open and the cat is rotating it manually?

As someone who has (thankfully!) never had to deal with a club promoter, I would've just been an ass after he decided to not let up and sent a picture of like a manatee or something.

WHERE CAN I GET THESE LISA FRANK SUITS?! For real, though. I would wear that shit everywhere.

You've got less than 24 hours to bid and the dress is a size 4/6. That means Regina George probably wouldn't be able to wear it to the Spring Fling. But there's always Sears!

Thanks! Considering this picture was from March of this year...I am even more sure that she probably is. ha.

got a side shot:

My dog has, more than once, woken both of us up from a dead sleep with her farting. And she crop dusts me frequently, so I understand where you're coming from. Ha.

Psst. PSST. http://video.pbs.org/video/23651687…

We may not be able to "follow" football but at least we know "alot" is, in fact, TWO WORDS. Fuckin source.