I mean , does ANYBODY ( other than hardcore spider comic fans) want this?

Well the short version is this is The Terminator crossed with Nick Cage’s Next.

Those spider suit costumes look like they are from CW series. 

It’s a regular who’s who of who gives a shit!

With each slide in this deck, I found myself more and more sympathetic to those who hate comic book movies on principle.

Finally the origin story of a blind old lady in a chair.

The Asylum Presents: Spider-People: Coming Home

Yes. And you thought them de-aging Aunt May was bad... :P

Because the people making the Spider-Verse films actually understand the characters and the universe, know what the fuck they’re doing, and actually give a shit. And also because people like longtime Spider-Man producer Amy Pascal have publicly said that since those films are animated, she doesn’t care, and leaves…

Looks like an Arrowverse episode.

This character?

Or charisma of any kind, and she also still tries to emote despite her absolute lack of a personality!

Good for Dakota Johnson for continuing to star in movies while lacking any acting ability.

You have to admire Sony's commitment to continuing to release Spider-adjacent movies that look like they should have been tax writeoffs

It’s Morbin Madame Time!

Hahahahah, just Kate Bishop and Yelena had some downtime and this is on in the background. 

Lord and Miller aren’t making this. 

This looks like a fake movie that you would see on TV in another movie

How is Sony so good at super hero movies when they're  animated but so garbage at them when they're live action?

Is it too late to replace the lead actress with an old lady? I'm sure Helen Mirren would be up for it.