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Alternatively: A Bunch of Crap We Loosely Sourced From The Appendices That Feels Like A Generic Fantasy Flick Apart From McKellen And Serkis Being Around To Remind You Of How Much You Loved The Good Tolkien Movies, Hey, This Is All Going Into Public Domain By 2050 So Now’s The Time To Strike, I Hate My Whole Damn Life 

Bando rhymes with Lando. Just an observation.

Okay, so if the Fantastic 4 existed in the 60's, how was SHIELD unaware of the existence of super-powered humans until the 90's?

I think we just liked the fact, that once he met up with other heroes, they beat the snot of him, tied him to a chair, and called him out on all his crap.

Plus, Finn Jones still wants to return as Marvel’s Iron Fist.

The “Black Noir was an evil(er) clone of Homelander” was always a stupid twist, made even more stupid by the fact that Homelander was still evil! Just less morally responsible for how evil he was. It was abjectly stupid. Then again a lot of The Boys comic was like that: snippets of clever ideas mired in stupid

They caught on that they were the butt of the joke this year.

It also was in the show, but consider that conservatives of this stripe are the dumbest people on the planet, and wouldn’t be able to pick up on extremely obvious things immediately.  Also, you should watch the show, since it’s pretty different from the comics and vastly better.

Live-action Totally Spies? I pity the poor trio of actresses they will rope in. 75% of the cartoon’s appeal is that it’s a French fetish fest. Any faithful adaptation would be only a few steps away from a porno spoof.

“Project Hail Mary” is by Andy Weir.  You’ve got it listed as “Christopher Weir”, which is not correct.

It’s the same actor. He has been on a weight loss journey and he also ditched the beard. They *sort of* acknowledge it in S4. The first scene with him and Kimiko she’s offering him food telling him he doesn’t eat much anymore.

There was recently an article or something about Starship Troopers & how some people were mad at it because they did not realize it was satire or something.

You would be amazed at how blatantly stupid people are to be able to miss that. “Would you like to know more?”

I mean WTF!

Morons.

The same people who accuse Rage Against the Machine of “going woke.”

these are the same people that walked away from the panderverse episode of south park and saw it as “see? wokeness is killing star wars!”

Every season there’s a small number that have it “click” for them, it’s truly amazing it took them 5 years for them to reach a quorum that the thoroughly unsubtle show is about them.

That particular brand of fandom has no media literacy, so this is not surprising, but extremely funny.

The season 4 premier was on June 13th.

Somehow it escaped them until now that yes—it’s always been about them.

They are so dumb that they need someone else to tell them what to be mad at.

According to Deadline, Chinese filmmaker Zhang Yimou is attached to direct a new film adaptation—not a TV series this time!—of Liu Cixin’s The Three-Body Problem.”