Crews good dude. No one in any aspect of the "crew" is making royalties off this movie. It could release or get shelved indefinitely or bomb. The key grip has been paid. 

Production crews don’t get hurt in this at all. They’ve already been paid. It’s the studios that don’t get the returns on their investments.

That... was supposed to be a joke? Like... what?

Variant: Rip-off lightsabers versus rip-off xenomorphs yet somehow they still make it look utterly uninteresting in the trailer. That takes its own special (lack of) talent.

and Erin Kellyman (Solo)

Word up. Just take a look at the main image for this article - does that look like a quality game? Look at their hair. Look how dumpy Cap is. They couldn’t get the licensing for the MCU versions, but they refused to let it go and come up with something truly their own, and so wound up with these bootleg knockoff…

If you ever wondered whether Live Service really is a poisoned term in gaming or is it really just us hardcore players that hate that stuff i.e. surely it means nothing to the general public, then I cant help but think this is a good example.

God’s work now

Coming to an arena near you, Disney Presents: Rey Skywalker the musical, on ice.

At least it’s not a prequel, sequel, or reboot of some kind.  These days, you get points just for trying something new.

I thought that too. I just keep thinking this about that unexploited line.

I’m honestly confused about that quote: How is Spawn “unexploited”? It’s had both a cartoon *and* a feature film, as well as several video games. Add the merch and it’s about as exploited as it gets.

The thing is, the Spawn comics are essentially an x-ray of everything that a 14-year-old boy circa 1996 hopped up on Jolt Cola, Tekken, and KoRn would think of as cool, and I don’t see how that translates to 2020s audiences.

I am sure if Netflix was knocking on his door, he’d answer.

secretly a human-lamprey hybrid

Yeah that was my daily reminder of “fuuuck am I getting old?”

Mena Suvari’s daughter

They move fast, but we film it in slow motion. 

They don’t move at all and mind project subtext directly into their victims who are overwhelmed with an exostential crisis which manifests as a zombie virus.  They stand completely still until they rot away into nothingness, being feasted upon by birds, cats, dogs.

So Sequel is billing itself to be the “Ultimate Final Girl Horror Film”???