Everyone seems to have completely forgotten Looper which just makes me sad lol. 

So it’s The Sixth Day, just with a younger clone ... ?

Being estranged from his nutso family is perfectly understandable. And if it was because of his gf at the time, even more so.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

You mean the guy who is completely estranged from his family and basically every other human on the face of the earth was *also* petty with his teammates?

PUT IT IN MY VEINS

OK, from what, erm, a friend who pirates media tells me, you get infected from a number of ways:

Nah, man, we gotta send in the experts

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

I’m giving this a very enthusiastic “MEH!”

After finally watching Doom Patrol, all I can say is holy crap. It’s completely insane, and awesome.

I’ve always loved Tracy Morgan’s reaction to Fallon’s history of breaking on SNL:

Well she was definitely complicit. But my guess is that she told her parents that she didn’t want to go to college (in that most annoying, whiny, unconvincing teenage way) and they didn’t listen. So she went along with the plan figuring it would get her parents off her case and she could do what she wanted with her…

Laugh only after you yourself have walked the mean streets of Stoughton, Wisconsin. 

if Olivia and Bella truly had no idea

20 seconds in when Giannis gets up to hug the girl, the one cop gets all jittery like he’s going to have to shoot someone.

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. What the actual fuck.

I’m just not sure that there are enough armed cops at that obviously volatile event.