Unlike most contractors who worked for Trump, Yang quickly learned to get paid beforehand.

According to the Herald, Yang is not an uncommon presence in Trump’s orbit.

Can we have a movie about the people who lived in the houses they destroyed when running from Black Manta? I’m sure we could fill 2.5 hours with compelling content for that too, right? Wait...Hollywood people...this is sarcasm. Do not try to make this movie.

It would be hilarious if they just released the exact same movie but using different takes so it’s ever so slightly different.

My dark take on MotU is the Skeletor is actually insane future He-Man who has traveled back in time.

Ah, an edgy take on a beloved children’s program. Thanks, Syfy!

I feel like The Orville, when it tries, sometimes is able to be the sort of moral commentary type show that TNG was. But then it does ridiculous shit like the whole Bortas is addicted to porn episode. Or grows a mustache. The attempts at commentary are so on-the-nose and un-subtle, and there’s just way too much time…

Also, as Page also points out, the anti-gay stuff is most damaging to kids. There are very few divorced children in the world. Pratt is an adult and can choose to hang out with people who believe he's made a sinful decision, but who knows what life is like for LGBTQ kids in that church.

And they’d be all “Us?! What the hell are you doing here?”
And he’d be like, “Hey, I asked first!”
And they’d be like, “We’re excluding the gays and whatnot! Now you!”
And he’d be like, “Woooo, I’m a ghost!”
And they’d be all, “Shiiiiiiiiiit”
And he’d be like, “Nah, I’m fooling. I’m actually just a fiction.”
And they’d be…

Nah, but see, he SAYS it’s not unwelcome to LGBT people despite the church saying “LGBT can’t be spiritual leaders”. Surely there’s nothing more welcoming than “you can’t be a good Christian leader because of what God made you.” Can’t you just feel God’s love radiating from that homophobia? Ahhhhh, relaxing.

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

Lol, fuck off, Chris Pratt.

“Arnold Schwarzenegger confirmed he’s still interested in making another Conan the Barbarian movie”

Seriously! We’re going to let Amazon SELL THE MOST STUFF and not even insist somehow that they use eco-friendly shipping materials?

Would be great if the headline read “For the love of humanity, and the future of our planet, Amazon, please make your packaging 100% recyclable”.

A lot of the shipping envelopes are made out of Tyvek, it’s not recyclable. I pitch them in the garbage.

I mean, I know I’m getting old, but my first reaction to Halsey hosting was:

Why does it not surprise me to read that Melania is a terrible friend?  Hmm.

Remember how there was a Dark Tower movie