They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

Because she’s a major star who completely shat the bed on a New Year’s Eve show in a major city, and didn’t even seem to attempt to try not to. It was likely a major event for the people who paid through the nose to spend their NYE there. It’s not just an “off day,” it’s specifically and significantly unprofessional…

I like Tiff but, come on, people paid good money to see her and she didn’t deliver (reading jokes off her iPad? Huh? This isn’t her trying out new material in a hole in the wall joint, WTF)

I would have been mad as fuck if I paid to see a comedian and they forgot their damn jokes.

While comics do bomb all the time, it’s still kind of a big deal for a big star to bomb this badly on NYE in a major city. Audience likely paid large for this mess. It makes her look badly unprofessional to be this unprepared for an event like this.

Tiffany Haddish has never been funny. She’s always exhibited wild, exaggerated antics, but has never told any jokes that, like Katt Williams has said, can sustain an audience for a single hour. She has sporadic one-liners, but no sustaining “joke narratives.” She wasn’t funny in her recurring role on “The Carmichael…

“...so if Mack is guilty, the argument runs, then Scientology must be, too.”

You’re just playing the odds with that; everything’s shot in Vancouver.

Something something Kim Kardashian?

It was perfectly fine but it felt.... small. Like the entire movie took place on two sets.

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

How old is the dishwasher you’re using? I don’t even think I rinse most of the dishes I put in our dishwasher and they come out spotless.

As long as they don’t ask him to do an accent he can’t quite pull off...

Welp...

Her statement is hard to read, and, importantly, incredibly specific and damning. She mentions other witnesses willing to speak, she’s worked in the government for years and holds multiple security clearances, and she submitted a sworn affidavit.

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

I half expect to wake up tomorrow to an article that talks about how somehow the Browns used an ineligible player, or Mayfield was on two tons of steroids and horse tranquilizers, so the Browns have to retroactively forfeit.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Good. We have as similar hoarder in my community, and his very visible collection of junk is an eyesore. If this guy had at least 50% of his collection stored inside and out of sight, with the rest in a well maintained and kept area, id be a bit more sympathetic. This is just a junkyard. 

Someone is going to write a really thoughtful retrospective about this man’s lost career once pot is legalized everywhere.