It’s like the political universe had to get back for “No Drama Obama” by giving us this fucking Katrina-sized shitstorm of non-stop scandal to restore balance or something.

Yeah, but he was black; we were supposed to be worrying about him being black, which apparently is way worse than being blatantly evil in public.

Married his cousin, was schtupping his press secretary while married to his second wife - after telling the press he was returning to Gracie Mansion that Fathers Day to play ball with his son while he was literally fucking this woman in the basement of city hall - then divorced said second wife on television because…

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

my man married his (second) cousin so I’m guessing it rhymes with “spin fest”

It’s the easiest thing in the world to imagine that a privileged schmuck like Giuliani has never even considered using a VPN.

Duh. His mom, head of the Council of Marthas, sent him to Gotham just as she and Thomas were gunned down by the rebellious Martha “Ma” Kent, to be a symbol of hope for the city populated entirely by former patients of Arkham Asylum.

If the Bat-Signal is in Titans, will Titans FINALLY be able to tell us the story of why Bruce Wayne became Batman? I feel like there’s a hole missing in that story that should be filled in.

Uh, no thanks. If it were a number of years ago, Chris Nolan was on board, and Heath was still alive, then yeah, I’d be excited. But it’s 2018, none of that is possible, and we have the current DCEU clusterfuck of 1 good movie (WW) and 4 terrible movies. Again, no thanks.

Did anyone ask for this? Seriously, when did we decide that people just want a fuckload more Suicide Squad Joker?

“Finally, the Dark Kryptonians arrive in the trailer for the penultimate episode of Supergirl’s third season, “Make it Reign.”

We do our best to just treat them like we would any other publisher. Any time I’m going to run a report like this, I’ll always ask the relevant parties for comment. Sure, Bethesda hasn’t responded in nearly five years, but that doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop asking. Let the onus be on them.

The Snap really is the climax of the film — it was set up early on by Gamora and then paid off at the end. If they had had the snap in Avengers 4, it would have been like...blowing up the Death Star in the beginning of Empire Strikes Back.

I feel like after Book of Henry, Trevorrow shouldn’t be lecturing anyone on scripts or filmmaking.

Online = hard pass for me.

“we hear it’s an online game of some sort.”

Yeah. I have zero interest in MMOs. However, I think we all know this is where the business is headed.

Yup. Fantastic. Hell is other people (and microtransactions).

we hear it’s an online game of some sort

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.