More importantly, are they GMO linguinies?!?

I have to admit, I knew there would be shrieking from you guys, but I had no idea it would be so prolonged, so shrill, and so hilariously childish.

I hope that made you feel better in some small way. Whatever poison you have inside that makes you feel like you just have to spew that kind of bile, I hope it doesn't get taken out on real people.

That's very kind, but as far as I'm concerned, no apology is warranted. Your only mistake was in assuming the military has any regard for its veterans other than as propaganda tools. This a mistake most reasonable people make, if they've never been in the military. Military members are useful only as resources; once…

Why on earth would the Air Force "speak up" for her? The USAF (and military culture in general) is the reason she has PTSD from sexual assault in the first place. I've said this before; I spent six years in the USAF, and in that time, every female service member I knew (as anything more than a nodding acquaintance)…

A cartoon man gets kicked in the balls, and THREE MONTHS later, you're still crying about it?

From now on, I'm calling it Piglio Griglio, but in my best Fargo accent. I'm old enough that people will think I'm serious.

The unretouched Cindy Crawford photo is way sexier.

Wow, sorry about your mom, that's very sad.

Your Mom called.

You realize, even if you lived long enough for replicants to be real, they still wouldn't sleep with you, right?

And you wonder why the womenz won't come talk to you.

Yes, I know, I know...it's a troll's great joy that someone responds to him, and gives him the idea that he's making them respond through his awesome trolling skillz.

My pleasure. From what I've seen, you can use all the validation you can get, no matter the source.

I wouldn't have thought you could make yourself look any more laughable than you already have, but I was so very, very wrong.

One of the few what, Stubby? I'm a vet, too...wow, seems there are a lot more of us who don't agree with you, no matter how many yellow ribbons you slap on your 'stang.

Still waiting, are you?

I have to take the blame for this one. I contacted an actual female, who, I'm told, activated the super-duper secret Womynz Network, to alert the other females that there was a dangerous PP (Penis Possessor) hereabouts, who would make their lives miserable if any of them dared enter his realm.

If I send you $5 to cover your HARD EARNED MONEY's share of that guy's welfare, will you shut the hell up?

No, I got it. I just didn't think it was funny enough to warrant a direct response.