Makes sense. I get the feeling that would happen irrespective of anyone else's actions.

And I'm sure you'll have something really really awesome to say, and totally be vindicated when they do show up, and do the thing that no one has done yet.

Still waiting, are you?

Try this, then...

Joe Francis, it that you?

Well, that's okay. You should probably just let it go, then.

Yes, it does, but a far as I'm concerned, the squeals of indignation about the article address it in a much more entertaining way.

How sensitive are your taste buds, that a story about hot sauce makes you cry like that?

Tell you what, copsucker; if you can convince your pals on the force to stop unarmed black people for a while, we might be able to stop talking about it, and hurting their widdle feewings.

Darren Wilson. He claimed the young man he killed turned into the Incredible Afro Hulk when he shot him several times. And he wasn't labeled a psycho for claiming that.

Don't "you people" also get mad and swell up when bullets hit you? I heard that somewhere...oh, yeah...it was fucking court testimony that someone said with a straight face!

How about if we called Palin a "Self-serving, hypocritical, narcissistic grifter"? Would that be better?

Are you thinking of Kevin Wilmott's C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt038982…

Yeah, but like most of his ilk, it makes his pale little peepee happy to mention slavery.

Maybe I've been doing it wrong. When my wife asks me my opinion on what she's wearing, I thought "lustful thoughts" were a good thing.

Yeah, I had a feeling pride was a keyword in your self-image, and most likely, one of your tattoos.

Well, thank God that the old white guys have proud warriors like you to stand up for them.

If I know copsuckers (and boy, do I) my money's on "Since they're mug shots, they're using criminals for targets, not any of the well-behaved black people" ...

Like what?

"and how the hell did 30 Rock and Parka and Rec survive all these year without wall-to-wall rape gags?"