It's like drudebro Babelfish or something. Weird.

Tom Hiddleston - awesome and priceless.

Exactly. It absolutely mystifies me the way that alcohol seems to magically make a rape into a non-issue for some people.

I really, really wish that we could reframe the discussion about sexual assault from "what should women stop doing" to "what should men stop doing."

From the wisdom of Tumblr:

The fact that there is any amount of snark and derision towards Jaycee Dugard is FUCKING ASTONISHING considering what site we are on. That little girl was not only raped pretty much daily for the better part of a decade, she was forced to give birth to two children. She was in captivity for 18 years, which is an…

Anddddd my heart just exploded.

FUCK YOU, retired Burleson County District Court Judge Terry Flenniken, you fucking piece of shit.

I think there's a difference between an excuse and an explanation. He's not trying to excuse his behavior by writing it off as satire; he's simply stating that the intention was satire initially.

That apology was perfect. I have not one single issue with it. Forgiven.

"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."

If there was one compulsory class I would make everyone take, it would be immunology. Can you imagine the benefits in public health if people were educated about vaccines and antibiotics? They need to make biology education mandatory.

Tie those fuckers down and jab them with a shot. Jonas Salk didn't spend his life on this shit for it to be discredited by Jenny fucking McCarthy.

*waits for the anti vaccine wingnuts to start posting "evidence"*

Ur welcome.

If I see a tarantula driving a Cadillac with a deadhead sticker on it, I'm going to get a little depressed.

I woke up to my cousin having posted something about what a tragedy it was that they had to kill this "unarmed" mother of a young child. I guess it's beyond her that a) a car is a weapon, especially the way she was using it, and b) she wasn't exactly doing this on the streets of Stamford, or even New York. There are…

Yeah, c'mon! Women are all overly emotional because of our birthing holes and tubes, we don't operate with "logic". Psh.

Yeah, because that was clear information from her multiple attempts to use her vehicle as a weapon. I am sure they were like "guys, this women just rammed the gate then tried to run over the cops, lets give her some room to see what happens next."

OK, Sinead and Miley.