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Well , my new soul mate. I have the same issues, no matter how much crap I put in it. Couple days ago I had a mat so bad in the back I actually took the kitchen scissors and cut it out! I pick it out everyday before shower, but hell, just mats up again. Curly frizzy hair sucks!

Now I have to watch "Community"

Brushes are not great for frizz. Maybe a wide-toothed comb would help.

This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

The trailer looks fah-bulous, and I personally can't wait, be it fiction or (exaggerated) fact.

"It’s a special kind of girl that does porn, and it’s usually somebody that’s had a horrible childhood. "

Clearly his mother drove to much and he was born retarded.

I would actually be tremendously surprised if all of them could read.

It's like they've never read the damn ACA. There already is an opt-out clause. SHUT THE FUCK UP HOBBY LOBBY.

So he didn't read a contract before he signed it? And it was about his kid?????

I really can't stop staring at the shoddy photoshop work on her lower half (the finger sucking lady, not the pointy-tongued child)

The biological mother has two older kids that she does not have custody of and pays child support for. She didn't want to be responsible for child support to a third, and she hid her adoption plans.
This man fought for custody from the beginning, and while he made some mistakes via *TEXT MESSAGE* to his ex-fiancee, he

Honestly, I avoided New Girl for almost two years because of not really liking Zooey's shtick, but honestly I gave in over the summer and she really mellows out and the rest of the character are really, really enjoyable. And Merritt Wever is a great because she is a love interest for Schmidt who is totally not his

Well she is only in the last few episodes of season 2, and she is only a guest star, but she plays a great character.

No force on Earth can stop people from watching porn - making it safer and more realistic certainly wouldn't!

I love condoms. Putting one on is such a hot statement of intent...

I agree with the chorus of "what's the big deal"? My ex used to shave his legs because he didn't like how the hair stuck out through fishnets when he wore 'em.

It's so brave of them to come out and talk about this issue. There is so much stigma about sex work and HIV and for these performers to demand better of their industry is so important.

There are few things in this life more amazing than climbing into clean sheets with freshly shaven and lotioned legs. I'm so happy for dudes that get to experience this now.

I wore a 34C most of my life. Victoria's Secret sized me as 36B and I just ignored them. I had a fitting at Nordstrom a few years back and she told me I was a 32C, and she even sold me a couple of bras at $72 a piece where my boobs were too big for the cups and oozed over. Yet I listened to her. I just got fitted