Plus Matt Dillon AND Eddie Vedder.

Amen. Listening to that clip was like listening to my mother. And THAT is not an experience I relish. My empathy for Farrah has gone way up. FFS, her mother is a beast.

Spoken like someone who did NOT grow up this way. I did. Every word of this resonates with me. There is nothing petty about being relieved and even glad your abuser is gone for good.

FloriDUH! I shake my fist at you!!

Me, too. I actually like the idea of a management ring better. As in, a ring a gal buys herself when she ascends to management? Or, alternately, a band of female outlaws who rob from management to give to the underpaid? Yeah, I got nothin'.

My first reaction to my own assault was doubt. I literally texted a friend (from my bathroom where I was cowering in fear) 'I think maybe I just got raped.' WTF?

Precisely why, despite my aversion to severely cold weather, I wanna move back to Chicago post-haste. I know it's not Utopia, and there are many benefits to life in the South but the general intolerance, homophobia, misogyny and disdain for all things progressive makes me want to drive north rightnow.

I am officially going to sing 'moose vagina' from now on. I may actually even learn to like that song with these New & Improved lyrics.

My rage headache continues. I live in NW Florida, not far from the hallowed halls of FSU. I'm so so glad the Smarmy Girl did NOT elect to go there; football culture was one of my top concerns about her education and college experience. College ball is a motherfucking religion down here.

I am so so glad that creepy little fucker wasn't A Thing when the Smarmies were young. I am an old now (or at least I feel like one) and the whole elf schtick just smacks of competitive mommy-ing to me. Plus, his dead little eyes! Oh dear god, his dead little soulless eyes.

James Carville and Mary Matalin seem to make it work.

Wait, WHAT? I need more info on this please!!!!

Thank you for saying this. I just posted about my 20 year old daughter having these toys and I don't remember them being different than the one posted BUT your response and the other photos jog my memory. Maybe I'm not a shitty gender stereotyped mom who ruined her daughter?

I had a girl first, 20 years ago (ugh, it kills me to write that) then a boy, so we had all types of gender stereotyped toys. Polly Pocket, a ,all shopping game, and a My Twinn doll made to look like my daughter. We also had nerd guns, a basketball hoop, cars, planes and all the boy toys too. The kids played with…

Malignant melanoma here, so I consign this immediately and with vigor.

Yes, yes, a MILLION times yes. I will watch this and I am NOT ashamed!!

Yes!! This!!! I get your reference and I second it whole heartedly!!!

I want to be you. You are seriously my spirit animal right now, kerbesr123.