When I was five I told my dad that I was deeply troubled by Noam Chomsky’s attempted denial of the Cambodian genocide.

This makes me proud to be a daily drinker of Yorkshire Gold. 

No I think a feature film could take two weeks to polish an edit. There doesn’t exist a single director of Apatow’s stature who would let someone else supervise the entire edit. I’m saying let him get to a point where he thinks it’s done and then hand it over to an editor and fuck off for a couple weeks while they do…

“where is she confused?”

I don’t think Joan read the whole article before linking. 

Davidson is lucky that John Mulaney and his wife don’t have kids. I can’t imagine how badly his career would be going right now if they weren’t around to babysit him.

Apatow needs a producing partner who is willing to take the movie away from him. A skilled editor still won’t be able to say no to the guy who is paying for the movie. Every one of Apatow’s films would have benefited if he had handed everything off to an editor and just fucked off for two weeks until the final cut was…

I got a Dr Ken notification for this?

Melanin and vaginas? How dare they!?

It’s really hard to choke someone with a bowtie. You pull on the ends and the thing just falls apart. It would be much easier to choke now that he wears neckties. 

The only negative thing that I’ve ever heard about Vedder is that he was shitty to drummers who weren’t named Jack Irons and Matt Cameron. He’s a swell fellow.

The band talked about having to censor the video and the intended meaning of the images in a bunch of interviews. Even if they hadn’t, it wouldn’t be Eddie Vedder’s fault that you were wrong. 

No it wasn’t, David. Shut the fuck up. 

Respect for having the courage to ask for help. 

They hate her because she said negative things about men and other people liked it. 

I do all of the cooking in my house and there’s nothing worse than looking up a recipe only to find out that it was written by a mommy blogger. Damn it all, lady, I don’t need five paragraphs detailing what Lyan and Cessica think about these harissa carrots. I don’t care that DH was so thankful for your efforts. Just…

And Charlie Rose. 

He thought they’d be breaking up ponzi schemes. 

I’m glad you made this joke instead of me. My punchline was going to be Wiener Fox. 

ignore me. I missed a reference. 

It’s like the second most popular hacky racist joke about Asians. If you’re feeling generous, you might claim that Leno told it because he’s a tired old hack not because he’s a racist.