I kind of hate how people are trying to tell him how the story should go (not necessarily this instance, but in general). Make your own book/movie series, then you can control what's going on. Stay out of his mind.

Is it good?

To be fair, the guy bringing the delicious candy-bar "salad" was probably just hoping to supply a little bit of joy to your depression inducing salad potluck. ;)

God, we get those all the time. Most of the time it's a craven grab for free food but there's a subset who seems to belong to The Church Of Invited Disappointment.

LOL. What was wrong with that dude?

yes, but is it like sprite?

Cool, so now we uneducated Black guy who just got out of prison and has no where to go. Oh and he's a registered sex offender for rest of his life.

The guys a creep and a sicko, but people can't bitch about how prison is supposed to rehabilitate and then complain about them getting out of jail. So is it…

Yeah lynch him, thats justice?

You all can't have it both ways.

You complain because people spend their wholes lives in jails. He served his time and he has to continue paying for it.

You know the thing about Pelosi, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin'...

That lox stock photo at the top of the page reminded me of a strange coworker I had. This is not a restaurant story, but worth telling:

That kid:

Is that like Sierra Mist? Is it good?

Dan Snyder as an owner < Jerry Jones as an owner/GM < Being hit by a car

Although the photos are compromising, he can almost certainly claim that no actual sex took place.

"It was a complete and total misrepresentation," Jones continued sadly. "I thought they genuinely like me."

I find it appalling that we're not considered what the women did to provoke Jones into these positions. -Stephen A.

or adjusting his Depends.

One of the few cases where "That's not my face" would have been a perfectly valid statement.