I think that stint in the ER would sour you on humanity in general. These people are making jokes at the expense of FSU's ridiculous question, not rape victims.

this has to be the best tweet of the day

Winston Receives Warm Reception From FSU Twitter Followers

#AskJameis

so if you're driving home from work and i jump in front of your car and you run me over I'm guessing the whole thing would be your fault

The customers weren't offered a refund because the moth likely fell into their cup when they were filling it. All the KFCs have self-serve drinks in my area. Unless they went through the drive-thru, the customers filled that cup themselves...and allowed the moth to drop into their own drink.

Hi, I would like to introduce you to a friend of mine...Caps Lock. Perhaps you can become better acquainted?

I mean he walked onto the track and looked like he was trying to block Tony Stewart's car or something, which seems absolutely insane to me.

Here's Tony Stewart out of his car throwing his helmet at Matt Kenseth's car.

I'm glad you specified this was Zipadelli. I was trying to decide if this was just what Tony Steward looks like when he shaves.

Better delete this before anyone sees it. Using common sense and knowledge of how sprint cars work to back an opinion that you don't want to send a rich nascar driver to the gas chamber seems to be an unpopular opinion tonight.

Its pretty hilarious how you're ranting and raving and throwing a hissy fit while the other guy is talking calmly and rationally. Makes you look like quite the dumb fuck.

I AM actually a few fries short of a Happy Meal. But I don't think my burrito was supposed to come with fries, or be a Happy Meal, so that's cool.

Ward got pinched in the corner by Stewart, took the high side and clipped, thems the breaks, Ward is heated, left his car, its near the end of a turn, multiple cars pass, car in front of Stewart checks his breaks and swerves around Ward while Ward is still moving towards the middle of the track IN THE MIDDLE OF THE…

I didn't realize Al Capone drove a stock car.

If you're having shitty sex you might wanna up your game as well, it's not up to just the guy to make things fun

Some of these women might benefit from a belt that vibrates if a woman spends too much time on her back doing nothing.

Most women suck at sex too. See how that works?

I don't go that far. He should be in jail, he's a scammer, he clearly did something wrong. But there's glee in the story, which we're allowed to feel, especially since there are no real victims here (that I know of).