Nope, still waiting on BMW to get airbags

The quickest, easiest, and most effective way they could deescalated the situation was to simply leave. They didn’t have to engage her. They didn’t have to stay. They were there to check out a burglary report. Once she became hostile, they could have simply walked away. That is the one thing I can’t understand from…

It’s interesting how we have this story, and then there’s the fact that Ferrari seems to have no problem selling slave-owning, arms-trading shieks and sultans whatever kind of Ferraris they want. Isn’t that interesting?

I wouldn’t be concerned with your fellow readers pushing the price up. The average income of Jalopnik commentariat is above “pizza delivery” but below “shift manager”.

Why though? Why does Honda think a 2.0L Inline 4-cylinder turbocharged engine cost $6k more than a 1.5L Inline 4-cylinder turbocharged engine?

I doubt the difference in engine cost is $1k even if the 2.0L has more forged internals. They could have produced a detuned 2.0 on a smaller turbo with 250hp and it may have…

Amazingly, it was the interior that let these down for me. In most Volvos I enjoy the Swedish minimalism. But these are just Swedish dull.

Oh I loved this episode! Angela Bassett was so good (and my god, that woman will be beautiful for 100 years). I was so excited when she popped up onscreen.

Clearly Volvo’s PR department did a good job of making Jalopnik editors think this is something new.

All the props to him for making this mistake on a track.

I didn’t realize Odo was a Wrangler guy.

Besides the colored dash panels, which are a classy touch

I would like to thank everyone who contributed to this article for solidly reaffirming my belief that I’m far better off getting another dog instead of ever having a human spawn to take care of.

Thanks for affirming my kid free lifestyle, everyone.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

Reason #286 that I’ll never have children.

They’re super touchy, aren’t they?

That these are considered queer storylines speaks volumes about how the creators view queer lives. My life is not some sad, barely acknowledged side story. Ya’ll need to dance in the background of my life, for once. 

In a pre-good-camera-phone-era, I took out the back seat of a Mazda 323 hatch, made a custom fiberglass enclosure, and put three Alpine 15s and a 1,500 watt bridged amp in there — hauling space be damned.

No way man, get out there and coat that car with a soapy ice sheet, then split your head open falling on ice in 8°f weather. That’s what a true enthusiast would do.