Is that EUGENE LEVY?!

I don’t even bother correcting them nomore, they don’t want to learn and don’t seem capable of change. I also treat it as a red flag all on its own. If someone is defensive enough to defend the ability/right to creep, then you gotta wonder if they themselves are a bit of a creeper.

I like having one, helps remind guys to keep their hands and legs to themselves while I’m driving. Anything that helps the American male be less of a creeper is a good thing in my book.

[tries to back out of driveway]

They can’t do a consistent panel gap, but they can predict whether you want to go forward, backward or park. Got it.

Europeans hate manual transmissions in high end cars-they’re seen as economy transmissions. Even their 911s are almost all PDK and Porsche only brought back the manual GT3 because of US customers whining.

Once in third grade, my father off-handedly mentioned that under the Constitution, we didn’t actually have to stand up and do the Pledge of Allegiance. So me being the third grade dink that I was, the next day I stayed seated for the Pledge at my local private school, and was promptly sent to the pastor and the…

Look i’ll say it. It annoys the crap out of me that I walk into the museum during the day and the proprietor is always SLEEPING on the job! And when I go to wake him up he flips out like I did something wrong - Look Mr. Owl i get it, you’re a night time person. . .Maybe find a new job or hiring an intern to be the…

Meanwhile so many of us have to LEARN that we are allowed to accept ourselves as we are, we have to LEARN that we shouldn’t have to lie to ourselves to fit into other people’s expectations, we have to LEARN that we are valid.

“Oh, by the way, the party’s theme is ‘Eyes Wide Shut’, so dress accordingly!”

Nor should they expect it. I agree it’s a bad idea and not what i want. What will i do with this turn of events? Not play it and maybe check out Path of Exile. This Gamers Rise Up bullshit is just embarrassing. They don’t care how angry you rage on reddit. They care if they don’t make money on it. No amount of reddit…

Oh, I completely forgot to bring this up in the proper review comments (since the review went up by the time I was already asleep), but I’m tired of how emotionally manipulative drag race has become. Rupaul bringing up Asia’s dead parents and asking “what would you say to them now?” is some top-level unnecessary…

Ok, this has got to be exhibit A in “people the AV Club doesn’t need to bother giving attention to.”

this is a good list. As much as i cna see the complaints, I will still give a nod to mass effect : andromeda. yeah it had issues, I still think that bioware games live and die by their characters, and while a few took me time to get to really enjoy them. Plus i felt the pathfinder had more relatable humor than the…

Don’t even try to pull that sort of nonsensical bullshit as if there’s anything remotely similar in weight of a black person calling another black person the n-word (with an entirely different pronunciation and spelling [which actually matters!]) compared to a white person who says it.

Listen, I’m not saying you’re a racist, because you probably aren’t. However, as a white guy with rage problems and a big mouth, I have never ONCE said or thought the n-word when angry. I realize this is all anecdotal, but I just wanted to put my two cents in there to stand up for us angry white guys who absolutely do…

You’re an obtuse moron who clearly wallows in self hate so much that you have to rationalize your bullshit in order to distract yourself from the fact that you’re compensating for something else.

You have several options for other curse words to use, but you choose the N-word. That really says something about your character. One of these days, you’re gonna slip with the N-word in public while surrounded by minorities.

Anyone who casually says “go take your sandy vag” simply CANNOT be a sleazy dude. You don’t come off that way AT ALL with your casual racism and willful ignorance against the history of a word.